Freebsd Fortunes

Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add, but
when there is no longer anything to take away.
                -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Personifiers Unite!  You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!

Peter Wemm Murphy Field, n.:
        A field of abnormally frequent and severe Murphy's Law events
emanating from Mr. Peter Wemm.  The field was first discovered and
identified in Denmark during the initial FreeBSD SMP development.
Mr. Wemm was residing in Australia at the time.

Peter's Law of Substitution:
        Look after the molehills, and the mountains will look after
themselves.

Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to
exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.

Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.
                -- John Keats

Pick another fortune cookie.

"Picture the sun as the origin of two intersecting 6-dimensional
hyperplanes from which we can deduce a certain transformational
sequence which gives us the terminal velocity of a rubber duck ..."

Pig, n.:
        An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race
by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is
inferior in scope, for it balks at pig.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"