Freebsd Fortunes

Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.

Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?
                -- Patrick Sky

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.

Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity.
                -- Alvy Ray Smith

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go
away".
                -- Philip K. Dick

"Really ??  What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!"

Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than
being flat broke and having a stomach ache.
                -- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.  Depression is when you
lose your job.  These economic downturns are very difficult to predict,
but sophisticated econometric modeling houses like Data Resources and
Chase Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3
recessions.

Reclaimer, spare that tree!
Take not a single bit!
It used to point to me,
Now I'm protecting it.
It was the reader's CONS
That made it, paired by dot;
Now, GC, for the nonce,
Thou shalt reclaim it not.