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Seminars, n.:
        From "semi" and "arse", hence, any half-assed discussion.

Sen. Danforth:  "There is nothing on the face of the album which would
                notify you if the record has pornographic material or
                material glorifying violence?"
Tipper Gore:    "No, there is nothing that would suggest that to me."
Frank Zappa:    "I would say that a buzz saw blade between the guy's
                legs on the album cover is good indication that it's
                not for little Johnny."

                -- The Senate Commerce Committee hearing on rock
                   lyrics, from The Village Voice, 6 Oct 1985

Senate, n.:
        A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and
misdemeanors.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Serenity through viciousness.

Serocki's Stricture:
        Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a
big store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at
reasonable prices?  Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's
build a home center.  And before long home centers were springing up
like crabgrass all over the United States.
                -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.

Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  "Yes" is the answer.
                -- Swami X

Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
                -- M. C. Reed.