| Freebsd Fortunes: 2609 of 3566 |
Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. (Those who have already
paid may disregard this fortune).
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2610 of 3566 |
Sorry. I forget what I was going to say.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2611 of 3566 |
Sorry, no fortune this time.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2612 of 3566 |
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-
bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the
road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.
-- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2613 of 3566 |
"Spare no expense to save money on this one."
-- Samuel Goldwyn
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2614 of 3566 |
Spark's Sixth Rule for Managers:
If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as
if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question
back at him.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2615 of 3566 |
Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy
Because he knows it teases.
Wow! wow! wow!
I speak severely to my boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Wow! wow! wow!
-- Lewis Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2616 of 3566 |
Speak roughly to your little VAX,
And boot it when it crashes;
It knows that one cannot relax
Because the paging thrashes!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I speak severely to my VAX,
And boot it when it crashes;
In spite of all my favorite hacks
My jobs it always thrashes!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2617 of 3566 |
Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2618 of 3566 |
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
-- Dave Millman
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