| Freebsd Fortunes: 2642 of 3566 |
Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2643 of 3566 |
Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to the seminar
without his duck ...
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2644 of 3566 |
(Sung to the tune of "The Impossible Dream" from MAN OF LA MANCHA)
To code the impossible code,
To bring up a virgin machine,
To pop out of endless recursion,
To grok what appears on the screen,
To right the unrightable bug,
To endlessly twiddle and thrash,
To mount the unmountable magtape,
To stop the unstoppable crash!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2645 of 3566 |
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2646 of 3566 |
Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2647 of 3566 |
Support your local police force -- steal!!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2648 of 3566 |
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2649 of 3566 |
Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2650 of 3566 |
Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit! Just type
in your name and social security number. Please remember that leaving
the room is punishable under law:
Name #
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2651 of 3566 |
Surprise due today. Also the rent.
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