| Freebsd Fortunes: 2645 of 3566 |
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2646 of 3566 |
Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2647 of 3566 |
Support your local police force -- steal!!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2648 of 3566 |
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2649 of 3566 |
Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2650 of 3566 |
Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit! Just type
in your name and social security number. Please remember that leaving
the room is punishable under law:
Name #
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2651 of 3566 |
Surprise due today. Also the rent.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2652 of 3566 |
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2653 of 3566 |
Swahili, n.:
The language used by the National Enquirer to print their
retractions.
-- Johnny Hart
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2654 of 3566 |
Sweater, n.:
A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
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