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"The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not
Compute' -- I forget which."
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
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The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of
civilization.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The end of the world will occur at 3:00 p.m., this Friday, with
symposium to follow.
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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach
their children to speak it.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a
remarkable Christian forbearance among men.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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The fact that it works is immaterial.
-- L. Ogborn
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The faster we go, the rounder we get.
-- The Grateful Dead
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The Fifth Rule:
You have taken yourself too seriously.
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The First Commandment for Technicians:
Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged
capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most
untechnician-like manner.
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The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
-- Abbie Hoffman
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