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The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog:
        The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in
courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk
clerks.  Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods
of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp
Hedgehog Eater.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men
of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.
                -- Justice Louis D. Brandeis

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
                -- Albert Einstein

The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom
whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary,
nohow.

The Heineken Uncertainty Principle:
        You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.

The herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like independent
thinkers.

The hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation on the back,
which reads "Genuine authentic Egyptian papyrus.  Guaranteed to be at
least 5000 years old."

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for
lists of "Ten Best".
                -- H. Allen Smith

"The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and
has gills through which it can see."
                -- Monty Python

The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity
-- the rest is overhead for the operating system.