| Freebsd Fortunes: 3056 of 3566 |
Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3057 of 3566 |
Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3058 of 3566 |
Think big. Pollute the Mississippi.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3059 of 3566 |
Think honk if you're a telepath.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3060 of 3566 |
Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3061 of 3566 |
Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer
crashes.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3062 of 3566 |
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3063 of 3566 |
"Thirty days hath Septober,
April, June, and no wonder.
all the rest have peanut butter
except my father who wears red suspenders."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3064 of 3566 |
This Fortue Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3065 of 3566 |
This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need,
please use the program "randchar". This program generates random
characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with
something profound. It will, however, take it no time at all to be
more profound than THIS program has ever been.
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