Freebsd Fortunes

This life is a test.  It is only a test.  Had this been an actual life,
you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where
to go.

This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with
great force.
                -- Dorothy Parker

This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this: most of
the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.  Many
solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were
largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper,
which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of
paper that were unhappy.
                -- Douglas Adams

"This process can check if this value is zero, and if it is, it does
something child-like."
                -- Forbes Burkowski, Computer Science 454

This quote is taken from the Diamondback, the University of Maryland
student newspaper, of Tuesday, 3/10/87.

        One disadvantage of the Univac system is that it does not use
        Unix, a recently developed program which translates from one
        computer language to another and has a built-in editing system
        which identifies errors in the original program.

This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't.
                -- Hofstadter

This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget
it.

Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those
of us who do.

Those who can, do.  Those who can't, simulate.