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"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3205 of 3566 |
Virtue is its own punishment.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3206 of 3566 |
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving
from where you left them to where you can't find them.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3207 of 3566 |
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3208 of 3566 |
VMS is like a nightmare about RSX-11M.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3209 of 3566 |
Vote anarchist
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3210 of 3566 |
Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3211 of 3566 |
VYARZERZOMANIMORORSEZASSEZANSERAREORSES?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3212 of 3566 |
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
-- Mark Twain
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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