Freebsd Fortunes: 3307 of 3566 |
What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3308 of 3566 |
What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3309 of 3566 |
What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3310 of 3566 |
What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3311 of 3566 |
What this world needs is a good five-dollar plasma weapon.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3312 of 3566 |
What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?
-- Peter S. Beagle, "The Last Unicorn"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3313 of 3566 |
What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which
nobody really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday
Morning Time, whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-
launch-style "hold" for two to three hours, during which it just
remains 7 a.m. This way we could all wake up via a civilized gradual
process of stretching and belching and scratching, and it would still
be only 7 a.m. when we were ready to actually emerge from bed.
-- Dave Barry, "$#$ |
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3314 of 3566 |
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3315 of 3566 |
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3316 of 3566 |
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