Freebsd Fortunes

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
                -- Oscar Wilde, as he sipped champagne on his deathbed

Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire
telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.  You pull his tail in New
York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles.  Do you understand this?
And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they
receive them there.  The only difference is that there is no cat."

Alden's Laws:
        (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
            of pregnancy.
        (2) Always be backlit.
        (3) Sit down whenever possible.

Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall,
Aleph-null bottles of beer,
        You take one down, and pass it around,
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.

Alex Haley was adopted!

Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting
for a dial tone.

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of
them keeps paying for it.
                -- Peggy Joyce

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely
than others.
                -- Alan Truscott

All extremists should be taken out and shot.

All Finagle Laws may be bypassed by learning the simple art of doing
without thinking.