Freebsd Fortunes

"You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter into a
plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture."
                -- Business Professor, University of Georgia

You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.

You too can wear a nose mitten.

You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.

You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.

You will be surprised by a loud noise.

You will be Told about it Tomorrow.  Go Home and Prepare Thyself.

You will feel hungry again in another hour.

You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door
mayonnaise salesman.

You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.