Freebsd Fortunes

All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by
the government in less than a second.
                -- Jim Fiebig

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
                -- Sean O'Casey

All the world's a VAX,
And all the coders merely butchers;
They have their exits and their entrails;
And one int in his time plays many widths,
His sizeof being N bytes.  At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the Regent's arms.
And then the whining schoolboy, with his Sun,
And shining morning face, creeping like slug
Unwillingly to school.
                -- A Very Annoyed PDP-11

All theoretical chemistry is really physics;
and all theoretical chemists know it.
                -- Richard P. Feynman

All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for
fun.  Money's just the way we keep score.

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes
infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in
which he was born.
                -- Francois Fenelon

All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent
upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a
visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is
informing, stimulating and ennobling.
                -- H. L. Mencken

Alliance, n.:
        In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot
separately plunder a third.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"