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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and
miss
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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Bees are very busy souls
They have no time for birth controls
And that is why in times like these
There are so many Sons of Bees.
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Begathon, n.:
A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so
you won't have to watch commercials.
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Behold the warranty ... the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh
away.
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Beifeld's Principle:
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and
receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is
already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better
looking and richer male friend.
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"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>
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Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
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Bennett's Laws of Horticulture:
(1) Houses are for people to live in.
(2) Gardens are for plants to live in.
(3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.
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"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence"
-- Time Bandits
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Berkeley had what we called "copycenter," which is "take it down
to the copy center and make as many copies as you want."
-- Kirk McKusick
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