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"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not
tried it."
-- Donald Knuth
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Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!
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Beware of low-flying butterflies.
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Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
-- Leonard Brandwein
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Beware of self-styled experts: an ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a
drip under pressure.
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and
finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us. "He is full of
murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by
their ignorance the hard way."
-- Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle"
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Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but
nothing of interest is easy.
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Binary, adj.:
Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
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"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same
thing as division."
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Bipolar, adj.:
Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo,
New York
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