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BULLWINKLE: "You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the
outfit."
GENERAL: "What does that make YOU?"
BULLWINKLE: "What else? An executive..."
-- Jay Ward
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Bumper sticker:
"All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British
manufacture"
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Bureaucrat, n.:
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
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Bureaucrat, n.:
A politician who has tenure.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 621 of 3566 |
Burn's Hog Weighing Method:
(1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a
sawhorse.
(2) Put the hog on one end of the plank.
(3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again
perfectly balanced.
(4) Carefully guess the weight of the rocks.
-- Robert Burns
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"But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations
paws."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 623 of 3566 |
"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
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But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
-- Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing
Compilers"
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"But officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast
to the nearest gas station."
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