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Committee, n.:
        A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group
decide that nothing can be done.
                -- Fred Allen

Committee Rules:
        (1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
        (2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this
            stamps you as being wise.
        (3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the
            others.
        (4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
        (5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you
            popular -- it's what everyone is waiting for.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to
be appointed to do the work.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at
different speeds.  A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
                -- Clive James

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
                -- Josh Billings

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
                -- Albert Einstein

Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness
of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule."
                -- David Guaspari

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems
theory.

Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.