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Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
-- H. L. Mencken
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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking
-- H. L. Mencken
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
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Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you
wish you weren't.
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"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
-- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones]
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Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then
give it back to them.
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"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
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"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern
technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."
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Conversation, n.:
A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath
is called the listener.
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Conway's Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows
what is going on.
This person must be fired.
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