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Croll's Query:
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
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cursor address, n:
"Hello, cursor!"
-- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"
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"Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It
eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the
business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation."
-- Johnny Hart
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Cynic, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not
as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking
out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Cynic, n.:
One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced
eye.
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Dare to be naive.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller
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Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
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Dave Mack: "Your stupidity, Allen, is simply not up to par."
Allen Gwinn: "Yours is."
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Dawn, n.:
The time when men of reason go to bed.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
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