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Disclaimer: "These opinions are my own, though for a small fee they be
yours too."
-- Dave Haynie
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Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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Distinctive, adj.:
A different color or shape than our competitors.
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Distress, n.:
A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape
injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any
damage inflicted on the vehicle.
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Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
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Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
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Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
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Do not drink coffee in early a.m. It will keep you awake until noon.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to
anger.
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