| Freebsd Fortunes: 816 of 3566 |
District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape
injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any
damage inflicted on the vehicle.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 817 of 3566 |
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 818 of 3566 |
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 819 of 3566 |
Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 820 of 3566 |
Do not drink coffee in early a.m. It will keep you awake until noon.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 821 of 3566 |
Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to
anger.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 822 of 3566 |
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good
with ketchup."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 823 of 3566 |
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law.
Violators will be prosecuted.
(Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 824 of 3566 |
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 825 of 3566 |
Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each
day as it comes.
-- Donald Kaul
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