| Freebsd Fortunes: 822 of 3566 |
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good
with ketchup."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 823 of 3566 |
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law.
Violators will be prosecuted.
(Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 824 of 3566 |
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 825 of 3566 |
Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each
day as it comes.
-- Donald Kaul
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 826 of 3566 |
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 827 of 3566 |
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 828 of 3566 |
Do you have lysdexia?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 829 of 3566 |
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take
the time to take the dirt out of them?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 830 of 3566 |
"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 831 of 3566 |
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
-- Dick Brandon
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