Freebsd Fortunes

Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent.
                -- Walt Kelly

Don't take life too seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive.

Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.

"Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to
get more wax!!"

Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts
avoiding you.
                -- The Old Farmer's Almanac

"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.  If your ideas are any
good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
                -- Howard Aiken

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.  It's already
tomorrow in Australia.
                -- Charles Schultz

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They're too
busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?

Double-Blind Experiment, n.:
        An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is
fooling both the subject and the lab assistant.  Often accompanied by a
belief in the tooth fairy.