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Emerson's Law of Contrariness:
Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we
can. Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.
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Encyclopedia Salesmen:
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police
and tell them your house is being burgled.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
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Entropy isn't what it used to be.
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Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which
otherwise require harder thinking.
-- Jerome Lettvin
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 911 of 3566 |
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably
something his wife can beat him at.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 912 of 3566 |
Equal bytes for women.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 913 of 3566 |
Error in operator: add beer
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Es brilig war. Die schlichte Toven
Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;
Und aller-m"umsige Burggoven
Dir mohmen R"ath ausgraben.
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
-- Woody Allen
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