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Etymology, n.:
        Some early etymological scholars came up with derivations that
were hard for the public to believe.  The term "etymology" was formed
from the Latin "etus" ("eaten"), the root "mal" ("bad"), and "logy"
("study of").  It meant "the study of things that are hard to swallow."
                -- Mike Kellen

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to
speak it to?
                -- Clarence Darrow

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit
there."
                -- Will Rogers

"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral."
                -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"

Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United
States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a
day.

Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you
just how busy they are.

Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand what,
exactly, make people laugh.  That's why they were called "wise men."
All the other prehistoric people were out puncturing each other with
spears, and the wise men were back in the cave saying: "How about:
Would you please take my wife?  No.  How about: Here is my wife, please
take her right now.  No How about:  Would you like to take something?
My wife is available.  No.  How about ..."
                -- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny"

Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.

Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt.

Every four seconds a woman has a baby.  Our problem is to find this
woman and stop her.