Freebsd Fortunes

"For that matter, compare your pocket computer with the massive jobs of
a thousand years ago.  Why not, then, the last step of doing away with
computers altogether?"
                -- Jehan Shuman

For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they
like.
                -- Abraham Lincoln

"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off."
                -- Johnny Carson

For what it's worth, if you -can- get Michelle Pfeiffer to model
a latex daemon suit for the catalog, I strongly suggest you do.
Breasts can sell anything. Shiny red latex body suits start
religions.

                -- Brian McGroarty <bvmcg@yahoo.com>

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
                -- Justin Richardson.

For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!

Forgetfulness, n.:
        A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their
destitution of conscience.

Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.

fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.

FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS!    #6

RAZORBACK:                      Paul Harbride, 1984, 2 hours 25 min.
        One of the great Australian films of the early 1980's, and
        arguably the best movie ever made about a large, man-eating
        hog.  Some violence.  With Gregory Harrison.