Freebsd Fortunes

I am more bored than you could ever possibly be.  Go back to work.

"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!"
                -- Paul McCracken

"I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger."
                -- Gloria Steinem

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party.
                -- Dennis Ritchie

"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it."
                -- English Professor

"I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared for the
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
                -- Winston Churchill

"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top."
                -- English Professor, Ohio University

I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast
with an option to buy.

"I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater."

"I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of
the sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for
you are loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway."
                -- Dr. Dwight Van de Vate, Professor of Philosophy,
                   University of Tennessee at Knoxville