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It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off
-- Daniel B. Luten
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1812 of 3566|
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it
-- Woody Allen
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1813 of 3566|
It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1814 of 3566|
It's odd, and a little unsettling, to reflect upon the fact that
English is the only major language in which "I" is capitalized; in many
other languages "You" is capitalized and the "i" is lower case.
-- Sydney J. Harris
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1815 of 3566|
It's raisins that make Post Raisin Bran so raisiny ...
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1816 of 3566|
It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1817 of 3566|
It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the
Devil when he is the only explanation of it.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1818 of 3566|
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which
raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody
-- Franklin P. Jones
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It's the thought, if any, that counts!
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1820 of 3566|
I've built a better model than the one at Data General
For data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral
My OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality;
My PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality.
My storage system's better than magnetic core polarity,
You never have to bother checking out a bit for parity;
There isn't any reason to install non-static floor matting;
My disk drive has capacity for variable formatting.
I feel compelled to mention what I know to be a gloating point:
There's lots of room in memory for variables floating-point,
Which shows for input vegetable, animal, and mineral
I've built a better model than the one at Data General.
-- Steve Levine, "A Computer Song" (To the tune of
"Modern Major General", from "Pirates of Penzance",
by Gilbert & Sullivan)