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Freebsd Fortunes:  1811 of 3566

It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off
the ground.
                -- Daniel B. Luten
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1812 of 3566

It's not that I'm afraid to die.  I just don't want to be there when it
happens.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1813 of 3566

It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.
                -- Garfield
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1814 of 3566

It's odd, and a little unsettling, to reflect upon the fact that
English is the only major language in which "I" is capitalized; in many
other languages "You" is capitalized and the "i" is lower case.
                -- Sydney J. Harris
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1815 of 3566

It's raisins that make Post Raisin Bran so raisiny ...
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1816 of 3566

It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1817 of 3566

It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the
Devil when he is the only explanation of it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1818 of 3566

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon.  Which
raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody
not to.
                -- Franklin P. Jones
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1819 of 3566

It's the thought, if any, that counts!
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1820 of 3566

I've built a better model than the one at Data General
For data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral
My OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality;
My PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality.
My storage system's better than magnetic core polarity,
You never have to bother checking out a bit for parity;
There isn't any reason to install non-static floor matting;
My disk drive has capacity for variable formatting.

I feel compelled to mention what I know to be a gloating point:
There's lots of room in memory for variables floating-point,
Which shows for input vegetable, animal, and mineral
I've built a better model than the one at Data General.

                -- Steve Levine, "A Computer Song" (To the tune of
                   "Modern Major General", from "Pirates of Penzance",
                   by Gilbert & Sullivan)
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