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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 190 of 3566 |
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
-- Dyer
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Freebsd Fortunes: 191 of 3566 |
A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the
damned things is ample.
-- Rebecca West
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Freebsd Fortunes: 192 of 3566 |
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
-- Ben Franklin
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Freebsd Fortunes: 193 of 3566 |
A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison
And had an affair with a Saracen.
She was not oversexed,
Or jealous or vexed,
She just wanted to make a comparison.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 194 of 3566 |
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen
lantern.
-- Edgar A. Shoaff
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Freebsd Fortunes: 195 of 3566 |
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
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Freebsd Fortunes: 196 of 3566 |
A day without sunshine is like night.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 197 of 3566 |
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur
coat.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 198 of 3566 |
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that
you will look forward to the trip.
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