Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. -- Jules Feiffer
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels.
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. -- R. S. Barton
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
Meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.