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Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently
these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people
to communicate with the people they love; Husbands and wives who can't
communicate, children who can't communicate with their parents, and so
on.  And the characters in these books and plays and so on (and in real
life, I might add) spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't
communicate.  I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least
he can do is to Shut Up!
                -- Tom Lehrer, "That Was the Year that Was"
 
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"Speed is subsittute fo accurancy."
 
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Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading:
        The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the
number of times you have looked at it.
 
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Spelling is a lossed art.
 
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Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.
 
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Spirtle, n.:
        The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in
your eye.
                -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
 
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Spouse, n.:
        Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
 
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"Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist
drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'ee of bat guano; and the
greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who!  And I'll
take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!"
                -- Harlan Ellison
 
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Stay away from flying saucers today.
 
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Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
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