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TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged
determination and work like hell. Most people think you are
stubborn and bull headed. You are a Communist.
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Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind
-- Russell Long
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Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself
out of the market.
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Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get
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Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he
grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
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Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
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Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means
for going backwards.
-- Aldous Huxley
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An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the
advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd call me us.
-- Ogden Nash
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Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop
-- R. Geis