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The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose",
which is also sometimes called "grape sugar", and also because "Grape
Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil
Food and Gravel", which is what it tastes like.
-- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's"
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The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs. It's
-- Bill Gates
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all
progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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The revolution will not be televised.
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The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
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The rhino is a homely beast,
For human eyes he's not a feast.
Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,
I'll stare at something less prepoceros.
-- Ogden Nash
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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This
means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
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"The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests
and to his imagination for his facts."
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The right to revolt has sources deep in our history.
-- Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas
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"The rights you have are the rights given you by this Committee [the
House Un-American Activities Committee]. We will determine what rights
you have and what rights you have not got."
-- J. Parnell Thomas