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"When are you BUTTHEADS gonna learn that you can't oppose Gestapo
tactics *with* Gestapo tactics?"
-- Reuben Flagg
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When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before
the white men came, an Indian said simply "Ours."
-- Vine Deloria, Jr.
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When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.
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When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to
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"When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great
parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if
-- Steven Wright
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When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a
year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire
winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
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When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself, the four young
ladies, and, of course, the goat.
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now
I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow
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When I was a kid I said to my father one afternoon, "Daddy, will you
take me to the zoo?" He answered, "If the zoo wants you let them come
and get you."
-- Jerry Lewis
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"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any
firearms with me. I said, `Well, what do you need?'"
-- Steven Wright