Freebsd Fortunes

You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding
decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left
over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
                -- F. Allen

You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of
supercomputers.
                -- Steven Feiner

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

"You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename."
                -- Forbes Burkowski, Computer Science 454

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.

You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

"You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?"
                -- Steven Wright

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
                -- Booker T. Washington