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"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception."
-- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989
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Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.
-- Fred Allen
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California, n.:
From Latin "calor", meaning "heat" (as in English "calorie" or
Spanish "caliente"); and "fornia'" for "sexual intercourse" or
"fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "the land of hot sex."
-- Ed Moran
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 643 of 3566 |
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 644 of 3566 |
"Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target
Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept."
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"Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle."
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth
Corner, Vermont."
-- Clarence Darrow
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Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two
points.
-- M. M. Johnston
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Canada Bill Jone's Motto:
It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Supplement:
A .44 magnum beats four aces.
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