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Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every
effort to teach them good manners.

Children are unpredictable.  You never know what inconsistency they're
going to catch you in next.
                -- Franklin P. Jones

Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
                -- Ogden Nash

Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.

Chism's Law of Completion:
        The amount of time required to complete a government project is
precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.

Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law:
        When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.

Chivalry, Schmivalry!
        Roger the thief has a
        method he uses for
        sneaky attacks:
Folks who are reading are
        Characteristically
        Always Forgetting to
        Guard their own bac ...

Christ:
        A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.

Churchill's Commentary on Man:
        Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
time he will pick himself up and continue on.

Cigarette, n.:
        A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in
between.