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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
-- F. P. Jones
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Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and
the instruction afterward.
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Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old
ones.
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Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
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Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 970 of 3566 |
Expert, n.:
Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 971 of 3566 |
Extract from Official Sweepstakes Rules:
NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
To claim your prize without purchase, do the following: (a) Carefully
cut out your computer-printed name and address from upper right hand
corner of the Prize Claim Form. (b) Affix computer-printed name and
address -- with glue or cellophane tape (no staples or paper clips) --
to a 3x5 inch index card. (c) Also cut out the "No" paragraph (lower
left hand corner of Prize Claim Form) and affix it to the 3x5 card
below your address label. (d) Then print on your 3x5 card, above your
computer-printed name and address the words "CARTER & VAN PEEL
SWEEPSTAKES" (Use all capital letters.) (e) Finally place 3x5 card
(without bending) into a plain envelope [NOTE: do NOT use the the
Official Prize Claim and CVP Perfume Reply Envelope or you may be
disqualified], and mail to: CVP, Box 1320, Westbury, NY 11595. Print
this address correctly. Comply with above instructions carefully and
completely or you may be disqualified from receiving your prize.
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F: When into a room I plunge, I
Sometimes find some VIOLET FUNGI.
Then I linger, darkly brooding
On the poison they're exuding.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
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Freebsd Fortunes: 973 of 3566 |
f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 974 of 3566 |
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
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