Freebsd Fortunes: 1986 of 3566 |
Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1987 of 3566 |
Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system. Therefore, users
tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space. It
has been said that the only standard thing about all UNIX systems is
the message-of-the-day telling users to clean up their files.
-- System V.2 administrator's guide
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1988 of 3566 |
Malek's Law:
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1989 of 3566 |
Man 1: Ask me. "What is the most important thing about telling a good
joke?"
Man 2: OK, what is the most impo --
Man 1: TIMING!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1990 of 3566 |
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
-- Lily Tomlin
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1991 of 3566 |
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called
upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1992 of 3566 |
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1993 of 3566 |
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
-- Mark Twain
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1994 of 3566 |
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the
victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butler
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1995 of 3566 |
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the
victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
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