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"Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none."
-- Shakespeare
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"Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper
is from the wrong kind of tree."
-- Professor W.
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Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter
of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund
is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman --
unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who is
careful not to make any poultry jokes ...
-- Woody Allen
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Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
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Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
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Nothing is faster than the speed of light ...
To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the
light comes on.
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Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
-- Andrew Young
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Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires
tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
-- Nero Wolfe
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Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.
Conscience makes egotists of us all.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Nothing recedes like success.
-- Walter Winchell
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