Freebsd Fortunes: 2009 of 3566 |
"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2010 of 3566 |
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a
receipt.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2011 of 3566 |
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2012 of 3566 |
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2013 of 3566 |
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2014 of 3566 |
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2015 of 3566 |
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
Thousand Caramels.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2016 of 3566 |
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
-- R. S. Barton
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2017 of 3566 |
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge
it.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2018 of 3566 |
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom:
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not
$19.95.
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