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Freebsd Fortunes:  1026 of 3566

"For an adequate time call 555-3321"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1027 of 3566

For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be
always old-fashioned.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1028 of 3566

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat,
and wrong.
                -- H. L. Mencken
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1029 of 3566

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
                -- R. Clopton
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1030 of 3566

For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1031 of 3566

For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire
life to date.  He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days
now.  He has the sense of joyful independence a 5-year-old child gets
when he suddenly realizes that he could be operating an acetylene torch
in the coat closet and neither parent [because of the flu] would have
the strength to object.  He has been foraging for his own food, which
means his diet consists entirely of "food" substances which are
advertised only on Saturday-morning cartoon shows; substances that are
the color of jukebox lights and that, for legal reasons, have their
names spelled wrong, as in New Creemy Chok-'n'-Cheez Lumps o' Froot
("part of this complete breakfast").
                -- Dave Barry, "Molecular Homicide"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1032 of 3566

For perfect happiness, remember two things:
        (1) Be content with what you've got.
        (2) Be sure you've got plenty.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1033 of 3566

For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say
"Canada".  Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something.
                -- Sandra Gotlieb, wife of the Canadian ambassador to
                   the U.S.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1034 of 3566

For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1035 of 3566

"For that matter, compare your pocket computer with the massive jobs of
a thousand years ago.  Why not, then, the last step of doing away with
computers altogether?"
                -- Jehan Shuman
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