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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #52:
Q: What is your name?
A: Ernestine McDowell.
Q: And what is your marital status?
A: Fair.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1061 of 3566 |
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #7:
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify
me."
Q: Did he kill you?
A: No.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1062 of 3566 |
Fourth Law of Applied Terror:
The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology
instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Corollary:
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do
except study for that instructor's course.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1063 of 3566 |
Fourth Law of Revision:
It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about
interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1064 of 3566 |
Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not
almost one, it is damn near zero.
-- David Ellis
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1065 of 3566 |
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a
policeman's tie.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1066 of 3566 |
FreeBSD: everything but the fairings
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1067 of 3566 |
FreeBSD: Have you had your fairings today?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1068 of 3566 |
FreeBSD: It's 3am at night. Do you know where your fairings are?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1069 of 3566 |
Fresco's Discovery:
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
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