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Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Eden:
Languages whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful.  The LISP
machine now permits LISP programmers to abandon bra and fig-leaf.
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1112 of 3566

Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability:
        Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the
probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some
useful work done.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1113 of 3566

Gnagloot, n.:
        A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to
impress people.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1114 of 3566

Go climb a gravity well!
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1115 of 3566

Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may
be in owning a piece thereof.
                -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1116 of 3566

Go 'way!  You're bothering me!
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1117 of 3566

God did not create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six
days and then pulled an all-nighter.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1118 of 3566

God doesn't play dice.
                -- Albert Einstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1119 of 3566

"God gives burdens; also shoulders"

Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the
end of the 1980 election.  At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I
can't find it anywhere.  I'm sure he's telling the truth though; why
would he lie about a thing like that?
                -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1120 of 3566

God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ...
The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ... I do
not mean to say that a dollar a day is enough to support a workingman
... not enough to support a man and five children if he insists on
smoking and drinking beer.  But the man who cannot live on bread and
water is not fit to live!  A family may live on good bread and water in
the morning, water and bread at midday, and good bread and water at
night!
                -- Rev. Henry Ward Beecher
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