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God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
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God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
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God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean.
-- Albert Einstein
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God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.
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God rest ye CS students now,
Let nothing you dismay.
The VAX is down and won't be up,
Until the first of May.
The program that was due this morn,
Won't be postponed, they say.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.
The bearings on the drum are gone,
The disk is wobbling, too.
We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol
Can't tell false from true.
And now we find that we can't get
At Berkeley's 4.2.
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Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to
school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a
person a car.
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A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It
is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who
immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold
hasn't done anything to them.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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(1) Always hire a rich attorney
(2) Never buy from a rich salesman.
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Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad
-- La Rouchefoucauld
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Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.