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"Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored."
-- George Saunders' dying words
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Gordon's first law:
If a research project is not worth doing, it is not worth doing
well.
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Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with
time travel, you never can tell."
-- Dr. Who, "Androids of Tara"
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//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
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Got Mole problems?
Call Avogadro 6.02 x 10^23
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Goto, n.:
A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers
to complain about unstructured programmers.
-- Ray Simard
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Government [is] an illusion the governed should not encourage.
-- John Updike, "Couples"
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Government lies, and newspapers lie, but in a democracy they are
different lies.
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Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know
any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he
doesn't know much.
-- Will Rogers
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Grabel's Law:
2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
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