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"Heisenberg may have slept here"
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Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman
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Heller's Law:
The first myth of management is that it exists.
Johnson's Corollary:
Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the
organization.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1230 of 3566 |
"Hello," he lied.
-- Don Carpenter quoting a Hollywood agent
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1231 of 3566 |
Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1232 of 3566 |
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
-- E. E. CUMMINGS
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1233 of 3566 |
Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1234 of 3566 |
Help fight continental drift.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1235 of 3566 |
Help me, I'm a prisoner in a Fortune cookie file!
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Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.
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