| Freebsd Fortunes: 1229 of 3566 |
Heller's Law:
The first myth of management is that it exists.
Johnson's Corollary:
Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the
organization.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1230 of 3566 |
"Hello," he lied.
-- Don Carpenter quoting a Hollywood agent
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1231 of 3566 |
Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1232 of 3566 |
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
-- E. E. CUMMINGS
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1233 of 3566 |
Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1234 of 3566 |
Help fight continental drift.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1235 of 3566 |
Help me, I'm a prisoner in a Fortune cookie file!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1236 of 3566 |
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1237 of 3566 |
Her locks an ancient lady gave
Her loving husband's life to save;
And men -- they honored so the dame --
Upon some stars bestowed her name.
But to our modern married fair,
Who'd give their lords to save their hair,
No stellar recognition's given.
There are not stars enough in heaven.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1238 of 3566 |
"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from
Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth ..."
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